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aaron-the-ponymod:

Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?
boom clap the sound of my ass

kohwala:

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

#tweetlikeJaden

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

thefrogman:

[reddit]
Drake wouldn’t treat me like this
dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.